At long last an update from Vinh Watch 2012 (mostly because I've forgotten to bring my notebook that contains the, in my opinion, hilarious updates about my pseudo grown-up life). These blurbs are just highlights from my struggles living on my own for the next two months. All events are true however I hope the additional commentary is visibly sarcastic.
Vinh Watch 2012
Day 1: June 2, 2012
- 2:30 P.M. After a successful Cub run followed by a tragic over-cooking of broccoli, Vinh laments his fortune and begins to question the existence of God.
- 5:10 P.M. Vinh returns home after Tennis and reluctantly washes: 1 bowl, 1 plate, 1 fork, 1 glass; considers not making dinner despite being hungry
- 5:30 P.M. Avoids tragedy as a near slip of the hand leads to a close call with the only bowl in the apartment brings Vinh new perspective on life.
- 5:36 P.M. With no adults around to tell him he will spoil his dinner, Vinh sneaks in dessert before dinner.
-5:37 P.M. Spoils his dinner, signs of guilt apparent
Book Count: 3
Day 2: June 3, 2012
- 1:05 P.M. Almost places a cold britta pitcher onto a still-hot stove top; wonders how he scored a 32? 31? 30? on the ACT; does not remember his score
Book Count: 4
Day 3: June 4, 2012
- 7:26 P.M. Vinh eats a hodge podge dinner: 1 whole green bell pepper, a plate of nachos and salsa
Day 4: June 5, 2012
- 6:33 P.M. Vinh wins $25,000 according to an advertisement in the mail. Entertains the idea of its legitimacy.
-7: 43 P.M. Repeat of the broccoli fiasco from Day 1. Considers the legitimacy of the $25,000 competition.
Book Count: 5
Day 6: June 6, 2012
-3:16 A.M. Vinh stays up all night reading The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Scares himself in his solitude and hides in a sleeping bag until he falls asleep.
-6:58 P.M. Begins The Girl who Played with Fire
-10:00 P.M. Vinh chokes on his root beer after significantly underestimating the volume remaining in his bottle. He chokes loudly in Blue Monday for what he perceives to be an eternity.
Book count : 6
Your dinner on June 3rd sounds like a dinner Huy would have eaten, except for that green bell pepper part. Since he's 28, my guess is you'll be okay.
ReplyDeleteYeah I thought that as I was eating it.
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